Why???

My model exams start tomorrow and better still, my first exam is PQT. Oh joy.
I'm trying my best to load something into my atrophied brain but so far I haven't had much success. My classmates (the ones who aren't geeks) will say chuck it and give in a blank paper. Sigh...why, oh why can't I be that brave??

Stupid model exams...stupid PQT which I'm sure I'll never again use in my life as long as I am sane...stupid 2.00PM in the afternoon reminding me that if I don't start now I don't have a chance in hell of even thinking about passing tomorrow.

Do I sound grumpy? Well, I am. As far as I know, there's only one cure: Holidays. Right now, it seems like a faraway, distant dream. Okay, I better get back to pmfs and mgfs and standard deviations and variances...oh God, someone save me before I totally lose it.